Fishing Q&A
signs for stupid people!! do u need a SIGN>?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign." A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope - Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign." I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it." Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. Said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign." We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning.. ok.. no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge...here's your sign."
Public Comments
- Your referring to Jeff Foxworthy "Here's Your Sign"
- haha wouldnt it make life much more easier to see that someone had a "stupid" sign and avoid them, sept we probly would be avoiding a lot of people hahaha possibly even ourselves sometimes!
- my sign would say im hot
- here is your sign "too long fell asleep reading thing."
- i think stupid people are great - they make me laugh and feel superior
- Hey Man.......I'm not STOOP-ED !!! I just wanted to know if You needed help moving !!
- Typing all that was a waste of time. Stop Bitching. Here's your sign.
- Hehehe,,,no sign for me,,,
- he he, that's pretty funny! Have you heard the saying - 'Everyone is normal until you actually get to know them'!!! That's my life!
- lol lmao RTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)
- yes, mine would say random idiot
- Super collection-Star.....
- who knows maybe it will catch on
- hahaha some good ones there.
- actually the only sign is on their face "which way can i take to get to jason's accurate emporium?" and watch the drool fall down his cheek
