Fishing Q&A

 

a bear in the woods - dirty... ish?

one peaceful day in the woods of colorado a river trout is enjoying his day in the streams. The fish spots a hovering fly just 6inches out of reach for the fish to catch. At the same time a bear sees the fish and waits on the river bank for the trout to jump out of the water Behind the bear a hunter waits for the bear to grab the fish so he can get a clear shot. Behind the hunter waits a mouse eyeing the large peice of cheese that's about to fall out of the hunter's pocket. Behind that mouse a cat waits for the mouse to emerge for the cheese. suddenly the fly drops 6 inches. the fish grabs the fly the bear jumps up and grabs the fish the hunter shoots the bear, losing the peice of cheese in his pocket in the process the mouse runs for the peice of cheese, the cat sees the mouse and leaps for it, but misses and falls into the river. what's the morale of this story? If a fly goes down 6 in. a p*ssy will get wet!!!

Public Comments

  1. sorry, but u didnt even get a chuckle outta me!
  2. lol *
  3. your gross
  4. You gave us fair warning! I liked it!
  5. Like it. lol
  6. I thought the morale was never eat cheese.
  7. wow that was totally unexpected...LMAO
  8. lmao u get me thinkn for awhile .. lol
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