Another almost fishing joke?
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em." (from http://www.flintstories.com/anecdotes.php )
Public Comments
- lol very cute
- lol good one, heres a star for you. thanks for the smile. keep them coming ;)
- lool...nice one...here's one for u a little boy started his first day of school and heard the word f***, when he got home he asks his mom what it meant, she didn't know how to explain it so she said it's when you're cooking. The next day he heard the word a**h*le. So he asks his mom what is meant and she said it's a priest. The next day he heard the word pu**y. His mom told him, it's something you hang your hat on. Well one day a priest came to visit and the little boy open the door. He said "come in a**h*le, hang your hat on the pu**y, mother is inside f***ing the turkey." CHeeRioS
- That one was good. Here is star.
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